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hey guys, it's me, the underside man. i need money to fuel my addiction to alcohol and procrastination so here's what i'm going to do. i'm going to offer my artistic services to you for cold hard cash. that's right. i want to download your money, your money that you have earned.
wow, this sounds great, please draw me a thing with a big weiner
alright. so here's the rules:
i don't like weird internet things, so like... i don't want to draw a thing that's like a five year old cat girl with a weiner. in fact, i don't really want to draw any weiners at all. no grown men in diapers either; please. i've got standards.
what i will do is basically anything in the style of the things you see in my gallery. that means small pixel graphic things and big character portrait things.
of course; i reserve the right to refuse service to anyone if i'm not up to your challenge or if i am a little creeped out by your offer. i'll generally get back to you within a day or two if i'm up for it. if you get no response either i'm not around or you are a sick person who i've chosen not to offer my services to!
pricing
these prices are approximate and will be scaled up or down depending on what it is you want. i have no idea of the value of art, so feel free to tell me if i'm being a cheat.
$5-$10 - stupid static pixel avatar thing (usually ~62x62 scaled 2x to 124x124)
$10-$20 - stupid animated pixel avatar thing (usually ~62x62 scaled 2x to 124x124) i can do simple animations. nothing complicated. i won't animate ricky gervais doing the ricky gervais dance from ricky gervais' hit comedy starring ricky gervais, the office, for example.
$15-$30 - stupid vector character picture thing. (around ~800x600. but these are vectors, so they can basically be any resolution, really) these will almost always be just the character against a white background.
how do i do it
email me at mrpodunkian@gmail.com and tell me what you want. give me any reference pictures i need or whatever. also if you're asking for a stupid vector character picture thing you should tell me what style you want it in. homie
pay after i'm done, but know that i am a busy man and i can't stand nit-picky people so nitpick at your own peril!!!
peace, nerds.
- arturo
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It's a shame, too, since you've basically got a great game with a ton of potential... and anyone who tries to make something like it will be called out for "ripping off" TU/Cave Story.
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